“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
holy shit. so this guy told me that he was taking some exam to become a cop. so i told him that he could arrest me anytime. he said he needed some cuffs first. -passes out from the sudden wave of lust-
if you’ll excuse me for a sec
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened
how am i supposed to eat this pizza wiTHOUT MY DRINK?